Just remember to use them for good instead of for evil…
You made it better.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Whose Line crossed with Sesame Street crossed with Game of Thrones (x)
This Friday is off to a weird start.
I got mad MS Paint skillz, yo.
Me: Do a really mean Bucky-as-Winter-Soldier face.
Sebastian: Noooo…. ‘Cause you’re gonna post it, aren’t you? — Okay, I will. Hold on. Ready?
Jake, I’m sorry, you taking off your shirt like that is never not great, but wine is just as good as beer, AND POPCORN IS FOOD.